Damn...my caption had to do with the recession/GFC but looks like everyone has got something along those lines...going to have to come back with something else...
"I really need to get back home after dates with Betty. I mean the role-play sex was amazing yesterday, but darn didn't even get enough time to change for work in the morning!"
Rats! I just heard the seat of my pants go 'rrriip'...thank God no-one's around. ----- Oops!I've got to pee!And I forgot to wear my diapers today. -----
Anjamma looked at her daughter Kaveri with a mixture of pain and relief as she bathed her in the river water with the other women. Kaveri is just 10 years old and is excited at the prospect of wearing new clothes and flowers in her hair. ‘Aai(Mother), when do I get to put flowers in my hair? will they be Jasmine? I love Jasmine flowers, they smell so sweet’. ‘Kaveri, hold still, let me scrub you properly, you should be pure during your marriage ceremony’. Today, Kaveri is to be wedded to ‘Lord Khandoba’ and become a ‘Murali’, just like her mother. She is to be a servant of god and become a ‘Devadasi’. Anjamma’s family and other men and women in Jejuri have gathered for the marriage ceremony at the temple. Kaveri is dressed in ‘Parkar Polka’ (Skirt and bodice) of bright red with a zari border. There is milk, yoghurt, butter, coconuts, flowers and turmeric powder and as the priest chants mantras, Kaveri is made to stand next to the idol and people shower her with turmeric...
Most of the Hindi Movies are filled with Clichés. If we watch the first hour of the movie all of us can easily guess the outcome. In fact we can even write the dialogues and the screenplay. This was typical of mainly the movies of yesteryears when the hero was shown to be a man who could do no wrong and the villain was an evil person who was always power hungry and could do no right. The characters were etched out to perform those specific roles. These days things have changed in Hindi Cinema and you can see a Hero having negative shades in his character. But the habit of tying up the movie in a neat little bundle in which good scores over evil is still the basic formula. A Hindi movie without some crazy stuff in it will never be enjoyable enough for the viewers. It needs to have some Masala to make it a hit. Some Crazy Stuff which a Hindi Movie should have : 1) A chase scene : a)This is a must in every Hindi movie. It could be Hero Chasing the V...
Just like Indian movies have their famous lines 'Kitne Admi the? (How many men were there) from the movie 'Sholay' and 'Mere pass maa hai' from the movie 'Deewar', here are a few of my personal favourites from some specatcular English movies. 1) "Houston, we have a problem." This is a line from the movie Apollo 13 where stranded astronauts on a mission to the moon struggle to survive in a crippled aircraft some 205000 miles from the earth. 2) "My mama always said, 'Life is (was) like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." The words made famous by Tom Hanks from the movie 'Forrest Gump'. A story of a simple minded man who proved determination, love and courage are the most important things in life and you can achieve anything. 3) "After all, tomorrow is another day!" Scarlett O'hara from the movie 'Gone with the Wind' made these words famous. An epic tale of a woman...
yay! am first! (this is not the caption :P)
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yeah yeah... recension hasn't spared the super heroes too!
Spiderman (thinking): Oh Man.. Do I have to wipe out these incy-wincy spider's? That's not fair!
ReplyDeleteThank God! My skill comes handy in recession times.
ReplyDeleteLOL@ the three captions above :) Brilliant!!!
ReplyDeleteI realsie it's not easy for me to come up with funny captions! But let me think up something...
"Spiderman is a Peeping Tom!"
Super hero and super broke, hope no one sees me doing this...
ReplyDeleteKnock knock can I make a web in your home??
ReplyDeleteHa...better late than never, I got to realize my right career!!
ReplyDelete"Financing Mary Jane's solitaires is driving me up the walls!"
ReplyDeleteIts true..what goes around comes around..see, I am cleaning my year old sins of dirtying the city with webs :(
ReplyDeleteHere is my caption.....
ReplyDelete"Only by saving the world from evil I can't fulfill my wife's demands. I should earn for it."
Evidence of global economy coming out of recession "even Spiderman has a job"
ReplyDelete"Spiderman realized Window Cleaning was better paying than shooting web to save people."
ReplyDeleteDamn...my caption had to do with the recession/GFC but looks like everyone has got something along those lines...going to have to come back with something else...
ReplyDelete"With hardly any crime to fight these days, this is what I have to resort to...unlike dad in the 21st century"
ReplyDeleteThis is so not what I signed up for when I said I wanted to be 'Spiderman'!
ReplyDeleteLMAO.. I can't think of any.. LP you are too much.. =))=))
ReplyDelete"I really need to get back home after dates with Betty. I mean the role-play sex was amazing yesterday, but darn didn't even get enough time to change for work in the morning!"
ReplyDelete"You think crime doesn't pay - well neither does crime fighting."
ReplyDeletelol at laxmi last entry
ReplyDeleteMine was on recession too the mmnt i saw it, so ill stick to it for now until something else comes to me.
Caption: Post recession, even Spiderman's job took a stab.
Caption 2:
ReplyDeletePaparazzi catches Spiderman doing regular man house chores, Super Hero style!
Caption 3:
ReplyDeleteEvery dog has it's day; guess Spidey got caught webbing the wrong window and gave someone their's.
Caption 4:
ReplyDeleteEver Super Heroes have to wash their own crap!
Caption 5:
ReplyDeleteWebbed into cleaning his own mess; I didn't realise a Mrs. Spidey existed!
The World Wide Web does a squeaky clean job.
ReplyDelete"I told you to not get married. But you said I will handle her. Now handle this handle" He said to himself.
ReplyDeleteVinni.. hey..the second caption is from me.. I wonder why it got posted as anonymous..
ReplyDelete-Aditi
Wish I had changed my costume before coming for my regular job!
ReplyDeleteWish I had changed my costume before coming for my regular job!
ReplyDeleteAisa makdee ka jaal bichaungaa ki dhoondte reh jaoge...
ReplyDeleteAditi
OMG!! wannabauthor's caption is awesome..hilarious.. hehehe
ReplyDelete"social service can make you end up cleaning glass too"
ReplyDeleteI am on the mission to make this world a better place to live!!! Let's start with window cleaning today....
ReplyDeleteDidn't I look like a spiderman in this dress which I buy for a few bucks from local market? ;)
ReplyDeleteMy wife works in this building! Got to pretend I'm spiderman on a rescue operation, when on my day job.
ReplyDeleteRats! I just heard the seat of my pants go 'rrriip'...thank God no-one's around.
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Oops!I've got to pee!And I forgot to wear my diapers today.
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Today's Headlines ...
ReplyDelete"Spiderman wipes out Dirt Devil!!"
i save on electricity! I'm so eco-friendly!
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