Damn...my caption had to do with the recession/GFC but looks like everyone has got something along those lines...going to have to come back with something else...
"I really need to get back home after dates with Betty. I mean the role-play sex was amazing yesterday, but darn didn't even get enough time to change for work in the morning!"
Rats! I just heard the seat of my pants go 'rrriip'...thank God no-one's around. ----- Oops!I've got to pee!And I forgot to wear my diapers today. -----
I am at such an age in life where the best pastime possible is to crib about your better half with your close girl-friends. It is a sort of camaraderie which binds most married girlfriends. We discuss ‘almost’ everything with each other (Sex and the city was right about that) right from ‘issues with the maid’, ‘rising cost of living’, ‘recipes’ and ‘movies’ but ‘Crib about Hubby’ still being the best seller. The topic of discussion keeps changing as we enter into every new phase of our life. I grew up surrounded by girl friends who were not too keen on discussing boys, they were more interested in movies, books and just having a good time. Not that I did not have my mandatory crushes or was not observant about ‘good looking’ chaps in college. But I was not the stereotypical giggling girl who would nudge her girlfriend whenever the heart throb of college passed by. Then came the newly married phase when love and passion is in the air and your other half is the centre of your life ...
Anjamma looked at her daughter Kaveri with a mixture of pain and relief as she bathed her in the river water with the other women. Kaveri is just 10 years old and is excited at the prospect of wearing new clothes and flowers in her hair. ‘Aai(Mother), when do I get to put flowers in my hair? will they be Jasmine? I love Jasmine flowers, they smell so sweet’. ‘Kaveri, hold still, let me scrub you properly, you should be pure during your marriage ceremony’. Today, Kaveri is to be wedded to ‘Lord Khandoba’ and become a ‘Murali’, just like her mother. She is to be a servant of god and become a ‘Devadasi’. Anjamma’s family and other men and women in Jejuri have gathered for the marriage ceremony at the temple. Kaveri is dressed in ‘Parkar Polka’ (Skirt and bodice) of bright red with a zari border. There is milk, yoghurt, butter, coconuts, flowers and turmeric powder and as the priest chants mantras, Kaveri is made to stand next to the idol and people shower her with turmeric...
I swear, 'Some other Dude did it'(SODDI), I was not even there, I have been framed. This is a conspiracy and now I will be called a cold-hearted killer. Oh! have I lost you? Hang on, as the mystery unfolds... One morning as I stepped in the bath tub to have a shower I was greeted by a many legged guest who looked like a younger brother to the picture below and was trying to oust me from my own bathtub by scurrying hither thither. I don't take kindly to such behavior and so I blasted the poor guy with a jet of hot water and totally drowned the sucker. His death was quick and hopefully painless. But now, I am being haunted by his death, I have nightmares in which hundreds of his relatives are out to attack me and some of them are vicious and look like this. The nightmare starts with a cold dark night. As I am running through the forest, I hear leaves rustle, I turn to see a giant Spider running towards me. I am running with my heart pounding and I see more a...
yay! am first! (this is not the caption :P)
ReplyDeleteCaption:
yeah yeah... recension hasn't spared the super heroes too!
Spiderman (thinking): Oh Man.. Do I have to wipe out these incy-wincy spider's? That's not fair!
ReplyDeleteThank God! My skill comes handy in recession times.
ReplyDeleteLOL@ the three captions above :) Brilliant!!!
ReplyDeleteI realsie it's not easy for me to come up with funny captions! But let me think up something...
"Spiderman is a Peeping Tom!"
Super hero and super broke, hope no one sees me doing this...
ReplyDeleteKnock knock can I make a web in your home??
ReplyDeleteHa...better late than never, I got to realize my right career!!
ReplyDelete"Financing Mary Jane's solitaires is driving me up the walls!"
ReplyDeleteIts true..what goes around comes around..see, I am cleaning my year old sins of dirtying the city with webs :(
ReplyDeleteHere is my caption.....
ReplyDelete"Only by saving the world from evil I can't fulfill my wife's demands. I should earn for it."
Evidence of global economy coming out of recession "even Spiderman has a job"
ReplyDelete"Spiderman realized Window Cleaning was better paying than shooting web to save people."
ReplyDeleteDamn...my caption had to do with the recession/GFC but looks like everyone has got something along those lines...going to have to come back with something else...
ReplyDelete"With hardly any crime to fight these days, this is what I have to resort to...unlike dad in the 21st century"
ReplyDeleteThis is so not what I signed up for when I said I wanted to be 'Spiderman'!
ReplyDeleteLMAO.. I can't think of any.. LP you are too much.. =))=))
ReplyDelete"I really need to get back home after dates with Betty. I mean the role-play sex was amazing yesterday, but darn didn't even get enough time to change for work in the morning!"
ReplyDelete"You think crime doesn't pay - well neither does crime fighting."
ReplyDeletelol at laxmi last entry
ReplyDeleteMine was on recession too the mmnt i saw it, so ill stick to it for now until something else comes to me.
Caption: Post recession, even Spiderman's job took a stab.
Caption 2:
ReplyDeletePaparazzi catches Spiderman doing regular man house chores, Super Hero style!
Caption 3:
ReplyDeleteEvery dog has it's day; guess Spidey got caught webbing the wrong window and gave someone their's.
Caption 4:
ReplyDeleteEver Super Heroes have to wash their own crap!
Caption 5:
ReplyDeleteWebbed into cleaning his own mess; I didn't realise a Mrs. Spidey existed!
The World Wide Web does a squeaky clean job.
ReplyDelete"I told you to not get married. But you said I will handle her. Now handle this handle" He said to himself.
ReplyDeleteVinni.. hey..the second caption is from me.. I wonder why it got posted as anonymous..
ReplyDelete-Aditi
Wish I had changed my costume before coming for my regular job!
ReplyDeleteWish I had changed my costume before coming for my regular job!
ReplyDeleteAisa makdee ka jaal bichaungaa ki dhoondte reh jaoge...
ReplyDeleteAditi
OMG!! wannabauthor's caption is awesome..hilarious.. hehehe
ReplyDelete"social service can make you end up cleaning glass too"
ReplyDeleteI am on the mission to make this world a better place to live!!! Let's start with window cleaning today....
ReplyDeleteDidn't I look like a spiderman in this dress which I buy for a few bucks from local market? ;)
ReplyDeleteMy wife works in this building! Got to pretend I'm spiderman on a rescue operation, when on my day job.
ReplyDeleteRats! I just heard the seat of my pants go 'rrriip'...thank God no-one's around.
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Oops!I've got to pee!And I forgot to wear my diapers today.
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Today's Headlines ...
ReplyDelete"Spiderman wipes out Dirt Devil!!"
i save on electricity! I'm so eco-friendly!
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