I am at such an age in life where the best pastime possible is to crib about your better half with your close girl-friends. It is a sort of camaraderie which binds most married girlfriends. We discuss ‘almost’ everything with each other (Sex and the city was right about that) right from ‘issues with the maid’, ‘rising cost of living’, ‘recipes’ and ‘movies’ but ‘Crib about Hubby’ still being the best seller. The topic of discussion keeps changing as we enter into every new phase of our life. I grew up surrounded by girl friends who were not too keen on discussing boys, they were more interested in movies, books and just having a good time. Not that I did not have my mandatory crushes or was not observant about ‘good looking’ chaps in college. But I was not the stereotypical giggling girl who would nudge her girlfriend whenever the heart throb of college passed by. Then came the newly married phase when love and passion is in the air and your other half is the centre of your life ...
Anjamma looked at her daughter Kaveri with a mixture of pain and relief as she bathed her in the river water with the other women. Kaveri is just 10 years old and is excited at the prospect of wearing new clothes and flowers in her hair. ‘Aai(Mother), when do I get to put flowers in my hair? will they be Jasmine? I love Jasmine flowers, they smell so sweet’. ‘Kaveri, hold still, let me scrub you properly, you should be pure during your marriage ceremony’. Today, Kaveri is to be wedded to ‘Lord Khandoba’ and become a ‘Murali’, just like her mother. She is to be a servant of god and become a ‘Devadasi’. Anjamma’s family and other men and women in Jejuri have gathered for the marriage ceremony at the temple. Kaveri is dressed in ‘Parkar Polka’ (Skirt and bodice) of bright red with a zari border. There is milk, yoghurt, butter, coconuts, flowers and turmeric powder and as the priest chants mantras, Kaveri is made to stand next to the idol and people shower her with turmeric...
I swear, 'Some other Dude did it'(SODDI), I was not even there, I have been framed. This is a conspiracy and now I will be called a cold-hearted killer. Oh! have I lost you? Hang on, as the mystery unfolds... One morning as I stepped in the bath tub to have a shower I was greeted by a many legged guest who looked like a younger brother to the picture below and was trying to oust me from my own bathtub by scurrying hither thither. I don't take kindly to such behavior and so I blasted the poor guy with a jet of hot water and totally drowned the sucker. His death was quick and hopefully painless. But now, I am being haunted by his death, I have nightmares in which hundreds of his relatives are out to attack me and some of them are vicious and look like this. The nightmare starts with a cold dark night. As I am running through the forest, I hear leaves rustle, I turn to see a giant Spider running towards me. I am running with my heart pounding and I see more a...
ROFL :D will come back and comment right now am too full of laughter. hahhaha
ReplyDelete1.His back is smelling foul !!
ReplyDelete2.Tissue paper shortage I guess :(
3.Naak Kata Di hamari !!!!
lol. Really out of box pic!
ReplyDelete"uthmam dadddad padam..
Madhyam padam thuchchuk huchchuk….
kanistham thudthudiya padam..
sud sudi pran katakammm !!!
aaaha" lol
I know what not to eat...!
ReplyDeleteI sound like Himesh when I sing this way.. (naak pakadke)
ReplyDeleteWhere did I last itch with this finger?? :-S
Mahn, she never keeps a hankey in my pocket..
I thought his wife cooks good, but woah his farts explain..
"This is what called to be literally at receiving end"
ReplyDelete"Hitlers Gas Chamber - revisited"
"phew! must be a Bush-fire"
:P
There he goes, raising a stink :)
ReplyDeleteArghh!!I TOLD him not to have raajma chaawal for lunch!!
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How is it that he didn't smell or hear that?
This is what happens when you have a foolish president...I dint literally mean "up yours"...and see now my finger will stink for eternity!!!
ReplyDeleteTranslation on News Clip : Bush ke humne bolne hi kyun diya. US ki Naak kata di na saale ne!!
ReplyDeletewhy to fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it
ReplyDeleteBush plans "back" fires on Powell!
ReplyDeletePowell Smells a Rat!
hahaha ROFL ... people can really come up with hillarious caption ...
ReplyDeletei will think of something and post :D
1- "So Bush at last did find the Weapon of Mass Destruction"
ReplyDelete2- "Now i know what was on the lunch Menu"
3- Fire in the HOLE.
4- "Mulli ke paronthe kha kha kar Faale ne.....Naak ke baal jala daale"
"WE ARE GONNA SMOKE THEM OUT".
ReplyDeleteThem - not me u idiot...
"Colin Powell found WMD"
Colin Powell: Yeah I Know "WE STINK"
As Colin's cocaine habit progressed, he became less and less concerned about keeping his drug use out of the public eye.
ReplyDeleteEU summit?Smells more like the eww summit!
ReplyDeleteIt's Very Funny..
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