Anjamma looked at her daughter Kaveri with a mixture of pain and relief as she bathed her in the river water with the other women. Kaveri is just 10 years old and is excited at the prospect of wearing new clothes and flowers in her hair. ‘Aai(Mother), when do I get to put flowers in my hair? will they be Jasmine? I love Jasmine flowers, they smell so sweet’. ‘Kaveri, hold still, let me scrub you properly, you should be pure during your marriage ceremony’. Today, Kaveri is to be wedded to ‘Lord Khandoba’ and become a ‘Murali’, just like her mother. She is to be a servant of god and become a ‘Devadasi’. Anjamma’s family and other men and women in Jejuri have gathered for the marriage ceremony at the temple. Kaveri is dressed in ‘Parkar Polka’ (Skirt and bodice) of bright red with a zari border. There is milk, yoghurt, butter, coconuts, flowers and turmeric powder and as the priest chants mantras, Kaveri is made to stand next to the idol and people shower her with turmeric...
Most of the Hindi Movies are filled with Clichés. If we watch the first hour of the movie all of us can easily guess the outcome. In fact we can even write the dialogues and the screenplay. This was typical of mainly the movies of yesteryears when the hero was shown to be a man who could do no wrong and the villain was an evil person who was always power hungry and could do no right. The characters were etched out to perform those specific roles. These days things have changed in Hindi Cinema and you can see a Hero having negative shades in his character. But the habit of tying up the movie in a neat little bundle in which good scores over evil is still the basic formula. A Hindi movie without some crazy stuff in it will never be enjoyable enough for the viewers. It needs to have some Masala to make it a hit. Some Crazy Stuff which a Hindi Movie should have : 1) A chase scene : a)This is a must in every Hindi movie. It could be Hero Chasing the V...
Just like Indian movies have their famous lines 'Kitne Admi the? (How many men were there) from the movie 'Sholay' and 'Mere pass maa hai' from the movie 'Deewar', here are a few of my personal favourites from some specatcular English movies. 1) "Houston, we have a problem." This is a line from the movie Apollo 13 where stranded astronauts on a mission to the moon struggle to survive in a crippled aircraft some 205000 miles from the earth. 2) "My mama always said, 'Life is (was) like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." The words made famous by Tom Hanks from the movie 'Forrest Gump'. A story of a simple minded man who proved determination, love and courage are the most important things in life and you can achieve anything. 3) "After all, tomorrow is another day!" Scarlett O'hara from the movie 'Gone with the Wind' made these words famous. An epic tale of a woman...
ROFL :D will come back and comment right now am too full of laughter. hahhaha
ReplyDelete1.His back is smelling foul !!
ReplyDelete2.Tissue paper shortage I guess :(
3.Naak Kata Di hamari !!!!
lol. Really out of box pic!
ReplyDelete"uthmam dadddad padam..
Madhyam padam thuchchuk huchchuk….
kanistham thudthudiya padam..
sud sudi pran katakammm !!!
aaaha" lol
I know what not to eat...!
ReplyDeleteI sound like Himesh when I sing this way.. (naak pakadke)
ReplyDeleteWhere did I last itch with this finger?? :-S
Mahn, she never keeps a hankey in my pocket..
I thought his wife cooks good, but woah his farts explain..
"This is what called to be literally at receiving end"
ReplyDelete"Hitlers Gas Chamber - revisited"
"phew! must be a Bush-fire"
:P
There he goes, raising a stink :)
ReplyDeleteArghh!!I TOLD him not to have raajma chaawal for lunch!!
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How is it that he didn't smell or hear that?
This is what happens when you have a foolish president...I dint literally mean "up yours"...and see now my finger will stink for eternity!!!
ReplyDeleteTranslation on News Clip : Bush ke humne bolne hi kyun diya. US ki Naak kata di na saale ne!!
ReplyDeletewhy to fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it
ReplyDeleteBush plans "back" fires on Powell!
ReplyDeletePowell Smells a Rat!
hahaha ROFL ... people can really come up with hillarious caption ...
ReplyDeletei will think of something and post :D
1- "So Bush at last did find the Weapon of Mass Destruction"
ReplyDelete2- "Now i know what was on the lunch Menu"
3- Fire in the HOLE.
4- "Mulli ke paronthe kha kha kar Faale ne.....Naak ke baal jala daale"
"WE ARE GONNA SMOKE THEM OUT".
ReplyDeleteThem - not me u idiot...
"Colin Powell found WMD"
Colin Powell: Yeah I Know "WE STINK"
As Colin's cocaine habit progressed, he became less and less concerned about keeping his drug use out of the public eye.
ReplyDeleteEU summit?Smells more like the eww summit!
ReplyDeleteIt's Very Funny..
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