Damn...my caption had to do with the recession/GFC but looks like everyone has got something along those lines...going to have to come back with something else...
"I really need to get back home after dates with Betty. I mean the role-play sex was amazing yesterday, but darn didn't even get enough time to change for work in the morning!"
Rats! I just heard the seat of my pants go 'rrriip'...thank God no-one's around. ----- Oops!I've got to pee!And I forgot to wear my diapers today. -----
There have been many times in the past few months, when I had thought of quitting blogging altogether. My last post was nearly 6 months back. Life has been on a tumultuous ride since the past few years and I have been trying to hold on to my sanity, with all my strength. Many times, I did get an itch to write, but it slowly got drowned in the cacophony of stress, anger and disappointments. Shilpa Garg from "A Rose is a Rose is a Rose" recently showcased my blog on her super successful blog. She wrote sweet and kind words, and I am very thankful to her for sending love and readers my way. Her blog post and the lovely readers were a motivation enough to scratch that WRITING itch. Thanks Shilpa, for prodding me to wake up my blog from its slumber. My old blog readers have already read about my struggle with infertility and I have openly talked about it in my posts "My experiments with infertility" and "Dealing with infertility" . I wrote of my heartac...
I know, I know that I have been a bad girl and have completely disappeared from the blogging scene since past two months. Please forgive me for doing this disappearing act. Life dropped me smack on my bottom and I was busy trying to drag my ass towards normalcy. Your good wishes for a safe trip home really did wonders and I am loving it a lot in 'India'. Only thorn on my side is the weather in Nagpur which is merciless. I came back when the temperature was in the upper thirty in degree Celsius which was nearly 25 degrees above what I have been used to, for the past three years. You can very well imagine me slowly getting baked. Moving here from UK has been quite stressful with packing being the major pain in the ‘you know where’. Giving away all the stuff I had collected was the most difficult part. Each time I move I feel I leave behind a part of myself hidden in some corner of every house I ever lived. It is becoming difficult to let go of things, places, people and emo...
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet." These famous lines by Shakespeare have been repeated many times by many people when they screw up your name and then instead of saying ‘Sorry’, give you this statement very cheekily . Now,It is time to come out of the closet… Dang..you people have a one track mind…I meant come out and declare my name in public and not what you thought. All this while I have been writing under the name ‘ Lazy Pineapple ’ and will continue to do so…but many of you are curious to know my real name and some of you actually do know it. Then again, those who know my name manage to screw it up…And I mean royally. My parents will cringe when they come to know of this fallacy. My real name is Vinita (which means Humble), V I N I T A and not Vineeta, Vinuta, Vineetha, Vinitha or Vineta. Most people end up up calling me Vineeta which again is not my name, even if it seems like my name. Its so ...
yay! am first! (this is not the caption :P)
ReplyDeleteCaption:
yeah yeah... recension hasn't spared the super heroes too!
Spiderman (thinking): Oh Man.. Do I have to wipe out these incy-wincy spider's? That's not fair!
ReplyDeleteThank God! My skill comes handy in recession times.
ReplyDeleteLOL@ the three captions above :) Brilliant!!!
ReplyDeleteI realsie it's not easy for me to come up with funny captions! But let me think up something...
"Spiderman is a Peeping Tom!"
Super hero and super broke, hope no one sees me doing this...
ReplyDeleteKnock knock can I make a web in your home??
ReplyDeleteHa...better late than never, I got to realize my right career!!
ReplyDelete"Financing Mary Jane's solitaires is driving me up the walls!"
ReplyDeleteIts true..what goes around comes around..see, I am cleaning my year old sins of dirtying the city with webs :(
ReplyDeleteHere is my caption.....
ReplyDelete"Only by saving the world from evil I can't fulfill my wife's demands. I should earn for it."
Evidence of global economy coming out of recession "even Spiderman has a job"
ReplyDelete"Spiderman realized Window Cleaning was better paying than shooting web to save people."
ReplyDeleteDamn...my caption had to do with the recession/GFC but looks like everyone has got something along those lines...going to have to come back with something else...
ReplyDelete"With hardly any crime to fight these days, this is what I have to resort to...unlike dad in the 21st century"
ReplyDeleteThis is so not what I signed up for when I said I wanted to be 'Spiderman'!
ReplyDeleteLMAO.. I can't think of any.. LP you are too much.. =))=))
ReplyDelete"I really need to get back home after dates with Betty. I mean the role-play sex was amazing yesterday, but darn didn't even get enough time to change for work in the morning!"
ReplyDelete"You think crime doesn't pay - well neither does crime fighting."
ReplyDeletelol at laxmi last entry
ReplyDeleteMine was on recession too the mmnt i saw it, so ill stick to it for now until something else comes to me.
Caption: Post recession, even Spiderman's job took a stab.
Caption 2:
ReplyDeletePaparazzi catches Spiderman doing regular man house chores, Super Hero style!
Caption 3:
ReplyDeleteEvery dog has it's day; guess Spidey got caught webbing the wrong window and gave someone their's.
Caption 4:
ReplyDeleteEver Super Heroes have to wash their own crap!
Caption 5:
ReplyDeleteWebbed into cleaning his own mess; I didn't realise a Mrs. Spidey existed!
The World Wide Web does a squeaky clean job.
ReplyDelete"I told you to not get married. But you said I will handle her. Now handle this handle" He said to himself.
ReplyDeleteVinni.. hey..the second caption is from me.. I wonder why it got posted as anonymous..
ReplyDelete-Aditi
Wish I had changed my costume before coming for my regular job!
ReplyDeleteWish I had changed my costume before coming for my regular job!
ReplyDeleteAisa makdee ka jaal bichaungaa ki dhoondte reh jaoge...
ReplyDeleteAditi
OMG!! wannabauthor's caption is awesome..hilarious.. hehehe
ReplyDelete"social service can make you end up cleaning glass too"
ReplyDeleteI am on the mission to make this world a better place to live!!! Let's start with window cleaning today....
ReplyDeleteDidn't I look like a spiderman in this dress which I buy for a few bucks from local market? ;)
ReplyDeleteMy wife works in this building! Got to pretend I'm spiderman on a rescue operation, when on my day job.
ReplyDeleteRats! I just heard the seat of my pants go 'rrriip'...thank God no-one's around.
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Oops!I've got to pee!And I forgot to wear my diapers today.
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Today's Headlines ...
ReplyDelete"Spiderman wipes out Dirt Devil!!"
i save on electricity! I'm so eco-friendly!
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