Damn...my caption had to do with the recession/GFC but looks like everyone has got something along those lines...going to have to come back with something else...
"I really need to get back home after dates with Betty. I mean the role-play sex was amazing yesterday, but darn didn't even get enough time to change for work in the morning!"
Rats! I just heard the seat of my pants go 'rrriip'...thank God no-one's around. ----- Oops!I've got to pee!And I forgot to wear my diapers today. -----
There is no dictionary meaning for eve teasing, Wikepedia describes it as : " Eve teasing is a euphemism used in India , Bangladesh , and Pakistan for public sexual harassment , street harassment or molestation of women by men, with Eve being a reference to the biblical Eve ." After I moved to UK, I literally felt free, the lack of 'Roadside Romeos' was quite a pleasant change. I do not have to think twice about what I am wearing or how I look in a particular dress. I do not have to keep adjusting my Dupatta or check myself in the mirror many times to see if my dress was transparent or low cut. There are no catcalls or random comments hurled at me or any other woman walking in the street. All women can actually take a walk without being X-rayed with lusting eyes or lasciviousness grins. Men will not rub against you, grope you or pinch you. You can actually give a smile and say 'good ...
My friend Kautubh has invited me to write guest posts on his blog. I have written the following post for him. Just posting an excerpt here. You can go and read the complete post on his website ' ekoshapu '. Thanks Kaustubh for giving me this opportunity. You can also go and check his two wonderful blogs ' Cipher ' and ' Swataha '- A Marathi Blog. ______________________________________________________________________ Writing- an Art or Passion? As children our parents try to inculcate in us various hobbies for our development. I remember going to painting, dancing, singing, guitar classes and whatnot. Writing on the other hand was not even a choice. Also writing was left to professional writers or mainly journalists. Things changed after the explosion of Internet throughout the world. Writing an online diary became a hobby for many people at the start of the millennium. This slowly changed to writing Blogs which were not limited to online diaries but have mo...
I was recently reading my friends blog and he had written something about being an adult...that got me thinking of my teenage years...and time spent with my sisters and my younger cousin.... I have 2 elder sisters...hang on...I am not a pampered brat or something...though I am sure my sisters will disagree on this.... I had a very volatile relation with my elder sister who is just a year older (and I guess the remnants are still there)and more of a stable and "I revere her" types with my eldest who is seven years older. My younger cousin was more there for me to bully around and also be my good confidante in all the naughty things that I planned. Though I was never a kid who loved to destroy stuff and make other peoples lives miserable , in my middle sister's terms (Lets call her 'A') I was a kid who deserved some strong words every time I did something wrong.....which I actually thought was fun... I still clearly remember my first experience of stepping into teen...
yay! am first! (this is not the caption :P)
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yeah yeah... recension hasn't spared the super heroes too!
Spiderman (thinking): Oh Man.. Do I have to wipe out these incy-wincy spider's? That's not fair!
ReplyDeleteThank God! My skill comes handy in recession times.
ReplyDeleteLOL@ the three captions above :) Brilliant!!!
ReplyDeleteI realsie it's not easy for me to come up with funny captions! But let me think up something...
"Spiderman is a Peeping Tom!"
Super hero and super broke, hope no one sees me doing this...
ReplyDeleteKnock knock can I make a web in your home??
ReplyDeleteHa...better late than never, I got to realize my right career!!
ReplyDelete"Financing Mary Jane's solitaires is driving me up the walls!"
ReplyDeleteIts true..what goes around comes around..see, I am cleaning my year old sins of dirtying the city with webs :(
ReplyDeleteHere is my caption.....
ReplyDelete"Only by saving the world from evil I can't fulfill my wife's demands. I should earn for it."
Evidence of global economy coming out of recession "even Spiderman has a job"
ReplyDelete"Spiderman realized Window Cleaning was better paying than shooting web to save people."
ReplyDeleteDamn...my caption had to do with the recession/GFC but looks like everyone has got something along those lines...going to have to come back with something else...
ReplyDelete"With hardly any crime to fight these days, this is what I have to resort to...unlike dad in the 21st century"
ReplyDeleteThis is so not what I signed up for when I said I wanted to be 'Spiderman'!
ReplyDeleteLMAO.. I can't think of any.. LP you are too much.. =))=))
ReplyDelete"I really need to get back home after dates with Betty. I mean the role-play sex was amazing yesterday, but darn didn't even get enough time to change for work in the morning!"
ReplyDelete"You think crime doesn't pay - well neither does crime fighting."
ReplyDeletelol at laxmi last entry
ReplyDeleteMine was on recession too the mmnt i saw it, so ill stick to it for now until something else comes to me.
Caption: Post recession, even Spiderman's job took a stab.
Caption 2:
ReplyDeletePaparazzi catches Spiderman doing regular man house chores, Super Hero style!
Caption 3:
ReplyDeleteEvery dog has it's day; guess Spidey got caught webbing the wrong window and gave someone their's.
Caption 4:
ReplyDeleteEver Super Heroes have to wash their own crap!
Caption 5:
ReplyDeleteWebbed into cleaning his own mess; I didn't realise a Mrs. Spidey existed!
The World Wide Web does a squeaky clean job.
ReplyDelete"I told you to not get married. But you said I will handle her. Now handle this handle" He said to himself.
ReplyDeleteVinni.. hey..the second caption is from me.. I wonder why it got posted as anonymous..
ReplyDelete-Aditi
Wish I had changed my costume before coming for my regular job!
ReplyDeleteWish I had changed my costume before coming for my regular job!
ReplyDeleteAisa makdee ka jaal bichaungaa ki dhoondte reh jaoge...
ReplyDeleteAditi
OMG!! wannabauthor's caption is awesome..hilarious.. hehehe
ReplyDelete"social service can make you end up cleaning glass too"
ReplyDeleteI am on the mission to make this world a better place to live!!! Let's start with window cleaning today....
ReplyDeleteDidn't I look like a spiderman in this dress which I buy for a few bucks from local market? ;)
ReplyDeleteMy wife works in this building! Got to pretend I'm spiderman on a rescue operation, when on my day job.
ReplyDeleteRats! I just heard the seat of my pants go 'rrriip'...thank God no-one's around.
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Oops!I've got to pee!And I forgot to wear my diapers today.
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Today's Headlines ...
ReplyDelete"Spiderman wipes out Dirt Devil!!"
i save on electricity! I'm so eco-friendly!
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