"What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet." These famous lines by Shakespeare have been repeated many times by many people when they screw up your name and then instead of saying ‘Sorry’, give you this statement very cheekily . Now,It is time to come out of the closet… Dang..you people have a one track mind…I meant come out and declare my name in public and not what you thought. All this while I have been writing under the name ‘ Lazy Pineapple ’ and will continue to do so…but many of you are curious to know my real name and some of you actually do know it. Then again, those who know my name manage to screw it up…And I mean royally. My parents will cringe when they come to know of this fallacy. My real name is Vinita (which means Humble), V I N I T A and not Vineeta, Vinuta, Vineetha, Vinitha or Vineta. Most people end up up calling me Vineeta which again is not my name, even if it seems like my name. Its so ...
"So that's what happens when I give my child sedatives..."
ReplyDeleteI wish I could sleep like this :D (ok this is not the entry :P this is my instant reaction for the pic.. will think something for the entry and come back :P)
ReplyDeleteHindi Caption-
ReplyDelete'Sone ko ghar nahi hai, saara jahan hamara!'
Mom made you wear 'nap'py pads?
ReplyDelete'A potential politician sleeping in the cabinet.'
ReplyDelete(ok i'll stop posting now :D )
This is what happens when coffee runs out!
ReplyDeletePoster of the Hollywood's "Honey I Sedated the Kid"
ReplyDelete"This is how my papa sleeps when hes at work.. Zzzzzzz"
ReplyDelete"This is how my dad sleeps when mom keeps talking to him at night"
"Don't ask; my parents kept me up all night."
ReplyDelete"Out of steam and too young for red bull."
ReplyDeleteTwo solid hours of studying trigonometry really wore me out!ZZZZ!
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Just finished watching'Lok Sabha question hour' on TV.
Running on empty. Need. to. refuel... and this looks like as good a place as any.
ReplyDeleteGotacha! I'm not sleeping, just trying to touch my toes.. yoga says.. zzzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteuff saara kaam mujhe hi karna padta hai...ab dekh lo...khade khade so gaya
ReplyDeleteare you like.....checking me out?
ReplyDeleteSleeping (oops) Thinking out of the box
ReplyDeleteCarrying diapers around is hard work!
ReplyDeleteI hear termites! Argghh the pest control bill!
ReplyDeleteFeeling blue.Feeling blue..My heart says got to got to pooo..oh yeah...I got to pooo....
ReplyDelete(Just a pathetic spoof of Feeling blue...my heart say cant be true)
My new bird flu baby vaccine was so good, I slept happily as a 'murga' ever after!
ReplyDeleteSkype is so yesterday! I connect with my new 'Sky blue pe', hands-free!
ReplyDeleteMaa, look at my new pretty heavy earring! Its blue!
ReplyDeleteHail Zzzzzambo!
ReplyDeleteWe wish you a Merry Christmas! We wish you a Merry Christmas! We wish you a Merry Christmas!...And a happy blue ear! (Wet paint)
ReplyDelete(sing to the original tune for best effect ;) )
(improving/degrading my first entry above...)
ReplyDelete"Lugging around loaded diapers sure is hard work!"
(I was inspired by my current word verification 'potness', no kidding!)
"Phew! Stupidosaur's 10 entries are so tiring! Gotta sleep!"
ReplyDelete"I just learnt to walk and I am already asked to clean up my toys! Child labour I say!!!"
ReplyDeleteLife is Tough... Just three years and I am already WORN out...
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